Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (August 4, 2020)

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andcallmeshirley
Sep 7, 2020 7:20 PM EDT

It's time for your daily dose of entertaining Tumblr posts. Take a deep dive into this... interesting corner of the internet, and once you're done here check out the previous list for an extra serving.

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  • 01
    Furniture - Inflatable Toast Mattress Breakfast in bed? No, breakfast IS the bed! Sleeping on this giant 6 by 7' Inflatable Toast Mattress is likely to make you dream that you are a pad of butter and that you are floating down a river of freshly brewed coffee. In reality. you should not use the Inflatable Toast Mattress as a flotation device nor should you expose it to excessive heat. This piece of toast is made of plastic, not bread, so if you wake up and smell burning toast, you are probably j
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Product - Roosters evacuating Key West in paper burritos so they don't fight each other. robotlyra Carefully packaged rage
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Waste container - TAKE US AWAY Bors AND SO THE TRASH BARRELS CAME TRASH THEMSELVES girlswhoarewolves Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them sabrecmc This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down. take us away bois 1883
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - vaporwavesimulator some video game channel: if you use cheats to clip through this area you will find a model of a tomato! i wonder why they put this here me every time: :0 !!! dospunk Devs: yeah when we take out the tomato everything breaks so we just left it in Source: vaporwavesimulator 15,143 notes
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - thesassycat Follow I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper thesassycat Follow wtf I just made that post thesassycat Follow oh wait that is my post thesassycat Follow I havent slept in 2 days
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - shigure fishing is dope you just lie to animals meatburgiv damn im hungry time to go emotionally manipulate some fish
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - the-blackfoot-contessa Follow Watching commercials for the first time in a while, andI am laughing at the little 'filmed before covid' disclaimers at the bottom for the ones showing parties and bars and social gatherings garbage-empress Follow [scene at a social gathering] *do not attempt 2,257 notes A
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - katy-l-wood Today at work a girl at my register was heatedly explaining to her mother that wearing a dinosaur costume to her school's decades day was, in fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades. smallest-feeblest-boggart the kids are alright Source: katy-l-wood 6,361 notes
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - a-trex NOTICE: Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer I will climb the trees and scream in their absence buryyourhands You think you could replace them? You really think you would sound half as good? thresholdofzero How dare you stand where he once stood?
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - astraldemise Follow had a dream last night that a diabolic dragon with seven angelic wings erupted from a fissure in the earth and everyone began to panic screaming what will we do and i, a genius, said "dont worry i have a plan" and simply woke myself up and left everyone else to deal with it
    via Reddit

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